On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

I saw my sister and I was fucked! You can only cum on a dick like that

Yeah, cards aren't my thing 😡 Every game ends with me sucking dicks

Is that normal? I brought my wife for mfm, and they made me a cuckold

Friend girl, I'm not just sharing my boyfriend with you, I'm sharing his sperm

I'll fuck my wife, she won't fuck around, and I'm cool with empty balls

If you can't stand the way I spread my legs, fuck me instead of playing Contra

I'll lick you, but I'll fuck you rough to get you used to hard fucking

She gets excited and sits on my dick - I'll see her tits bouncing 👀

You're not going anywhere until you fuck me (and don't forget the creampie)

Student, the size of your penis determines your grade! Yours is an A

I wanted to lie down, but no - my wife immediately sat on my face for orgasms

I don't want to celebrate the year as a virgin, so I got myself a whore

Her tits are see-through, you have to give them in the mouth right away

Creampie gets me so excited, I'm getting all squeamish! How about we do it a couple more times?

Sleeping with a realtor is part of the deal, how else do you check the bed?

That's lucky! The bitch from the internet really came for my sperm

Just whining about anal pain and already she's getting high from her orgasm

The father forgot to fuck his mother, and his son felt bad for him — he fucked himself

I don't need donations, I'll show everyone how I come for free

We were going to play board games, but suddenly became swingers

Noticed the cheeky fellow traveler jerking off before going to bed and joined in

I jerked off in the dark, but I saw it. Had to fuck the ghost

My brother found a vibrator on my student sister and demanded an explanation